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Read more Jordan Belfort QuotesFrom: The Wolf of Wall Street
Naomi Lapaglia: So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number.Jordan Belfort: Yeah? Why's that?Naomi Lapaglia: Aren't you married?Jordan Belfort: What? Married people can't have friends?Naomi Lapaglia: We're gonna be friends?Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Don't you wanna be my friend?Naomi Lapaglia: We're not gonna be friends.
Jordan Belfort: I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Some of these girls, you should see them. Oh, my God. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level.Max Belfort: Really?Jordan Belfort: And they're all shaved too.Max Belfort: Get outta here.Jordan Belfort: All shaven now.Max Belfort: Are you kidding me?Jordan Belfort: Yeah.Max Belfort: No bush?Jordan Belfort: Bald. Bald as as China doll.Max Belfort: No bush?Jordan Belfort: No bush.Max Belfort: Oh my God.Jordan Belfort: All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more.Max Belfort: It's a new world.Jordan Belfort: They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down.Max Belfort: Wow!Jordan Belfort: Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.Max Belfort: Wow. New world. See. I was born too - too early.Jordan Belfort: I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.Max Belfort: Really?Jordan Belfort: Yeah.Max Belfort: I don't mind it.
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