She designs women's panties too? Oh, my God!
Read more Jordan Belfort QuotesFrom: The Wolf of Wall Street
Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage.
Max Belfort: $430,000 in one month, Jordy. Huh?Jordan Belfort: They're business expenses.Max Belfort: Jordy, look what you've got here. Look at this! $26,000 for one fucking dinner!Jordan Belfort: No, no, this can be explained. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Champagne.Nicky Koskoff: The porterhouse from Argentina.Jordan Belfort: Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne.Jordan Belfort: And you brought in all the sides... Tell him about the sides.Donnie Azoff: I ordered the sides, so...Max Belfort: Sides? Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? They cure cancer?Donnie Azoff: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive.Jordan Belfort: Shut the fuck up!Donnie Azoff: I'm serious.
I'm not ashamed to admit it. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. But I needn't have been. See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?