Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.Large Man with Dead Body: Why?The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
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King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!Black Knight: No, it isn't.King Arthur: What's that, then?Black Knight: I've had worse.King Arthur: You liar!Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
JESUS CHRIST!
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