King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
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From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail