Run away!
Read more King Arthur QuotesFrom: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Minstrel :He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.
Minstrel: Brave Sir Robin ran away...Sir Robin: No!Minstrel: bravely ran away away...Sir Robin: I didn't!Minstrel: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.Sir Robin: I never did!Minstrel :Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.Sir Robin: Oh, you liars!Minstrel: Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
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