JESUS CHRIST!
Read more King Arthur QuotesFrom: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.Large Man with Dead Body: Why?The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
How dare you profane this place with your presence!
The Dead Collector: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!Peasant 3: Here you are, here's your ninepence.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!The Dead Collector: Hang on, he says he's not dead!Peasant 3: Yes he is.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!
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