J.D. Sheldrake: I've missed you.Fran Kubelik: Like old times. Same booth, same song...J.D. Sheldrake: It's been hell.Fran Kubelik: Same sauce: sweet and sour.
When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
Fran Kubelik: What do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?C.C. Baxter: Bad insurance risk?Fran Kubelik: That's me with men.
Fran Kubelik: He's a taker.C.C. Baxter: A what?Fran Kubelik: Some people take, some people get took. And they know they're getting took and there's nothing they can do about it.