C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.
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Why do people have to love people anyway?
Oh, I have a present for you. I didn't quite know what to get you. Besides, it's kind of awkward for me shopping, so here's a hundred dollars. You go and buy yourself something.
When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
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