If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.