You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.
It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.