The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!

Tuco

Every gun makes its own tune.

Alcoholic Union Captain

While I'm waiting for the Lord to remember me, I, Tuco Ramirez, brother of "Brother" Ramirez will tell you something! You think you're better than I am... where we came from, if one did not want to die in poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder! You talk about Mother and Father... you forget that when you left to become a priest I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve, I don't remember which, but I stayed! I tried, but it was no good! Now I'm going to tell you something... you became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do!

Tuco