You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up.
Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
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