It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
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There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
Angel Eyes: Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel.Angel Eyes: A golden-haired angel watches over him