Father Janovich: What can I do for you Walt?Walt Kowalski: I'm here for confession.Father Janovich: Holy Jesus, what did you do?
Father Janovich: What are you gonna do, Walt?Walt Kowalski: Whatever it is, they won't have a chance.
Barber Martin: There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.Walt Kowalski: Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.Barber Martin: That'll be ten bucks, Walt.Walt Kowalski: Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.Barber Martin: It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polack son of a bitch.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well keep the change.Barber Martin: See you in three weeks, prick.Walt Kowalski: Not if I see you first, dipshit.
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!