Father Janovich: What can I do for you Walt?Walt Kowalski: I'm here for confession.Father Janovich: Holy Jesus, what did you do?
Father Janovich: What are you gonna do, Walt?Walt Kowalski: Whatever it is, they won't have a chance.
Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
Christ all Friday.