Thao Vang Lor: You should quit. Those things are bad for you.Walt Kowalski: Yeah? So's being in a gang.
Thao Vang Lor: They were going to take me away. They're pissed because I blew my first initiation.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, you're a real pussy for wanting to hang out with that gang. What was your initiation anyway?Walt Kowalski: My Gran Torino?
Father Janovich: What are you gonna do, Walt?Walt Kowalski: Whatever it is, they won't have a chance.
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."