Olive, Richard is an idiot. I like a woman with meat on her bones.
Read more Grandpa QuotesFrom: Little Miss Sunshine
Every night it's the fucking chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that's not the goddamned fucking chicken?
Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am.
A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.