Richard Quotes

Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Frank: It is? Really?
Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
Frank: Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?
Richard: Oh, that ones on the house.

Sweet sweetness!

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.
Grandpa: Are you gettin' any?
Richard: Dad!
Grandpa: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?
Richard: Come on, please.
Grandpa: No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man!
Richard: Dad!
Grandpa: You should be gettin' that young stuff.
Richard: Dad!
Grandpa: That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.
Richard: Hey! Hey! Dad! That's enough! Stop it!
Grandpa: Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five.

Grandpa: Fuck a lotta women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lotta women.
Richard: Okay, dad, I think we get it.
Grandpa: Are you getting it? Is it going in anywhere? No, don't show me the pad. I don't wanna see the fucking pad.

There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up.

Everybody just pretend to be normal.

There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.

We were driving for five or six hours... and we thought he was napping...

We're going to California.