Pete: You ruined my life!Ulysses Everett McGill: I do apologize about that Pete.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.Delmar O'Donnell , Pete: The place where he was born and raised.Ulysses Everett McGill: For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasure here on Earth I've found. For in this world I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me out.Delmar O'Donnell , Pete: He has no friends to help him out.Ulysses Everett McGill: Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger, my face you never will see no more. But there is one promise that is given, I'll meet you on God's golden shore.Delmar O'Donnell , Pete: He'll meet you on God's golden shore.
Pete: Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.Delmar O'Donnell: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.Ulysses Everett McGill: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.Ulysses Everett McGill: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?Delmar O'Donnell: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.
I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias!