My pa always said "Never trust a Hogwallop!"
I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias!
Bible sales. Now the trade is not a complicated one. There are but two things to learn. One bein' where to find a wholesaler - the Word of God in bulk as it were. Two, how to recognize your customer. Who are you dealin' with? It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak.
Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.