My God, there's people coming out of your butt.
Read more Joel Barish QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
Ouch. Ow my ass.
random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Read more Joel Barish Quotes