Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) quotes

Cassie : Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?
Jimmy Woo : Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?
Scott Lang : Wow, you're really great with kids.
Jimmy Woo : Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.

Scott Lang / Ant-Man

Luis : Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning.
Dave : Down to the undercarriage, baby.
Luis : You sprung for the undercarriage wash?
Dave : Well, you said get the works.
Luis : That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!
Sonny Burch : He's right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.
Luis : Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?

Sonny Burch, Luis

Cassie : Don't just stand there! Let's bounce before the po-po come back!
Scott Lang : Po-po? How do you even know that?

Scott Lang / Ant-Man