The Meg quotes

Dr. Minway Zhang: We have a shark cage and spearguns on board. If we can shoot the meg in a soft spot like its mouth or gills, we can inject it with something lethal.
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's gonna take at least 20 minutes to rig the cage. And that thing will be gone in two.
Jack Morris: Why don't you just put a tracker on it? Don't you guys ever watch Shark Week? You have one of those, like, GPS tracker tag thingamajigs. Keep an eye on the shark till the cage is ready.
The Wall: We should be able to put a tracking dart in that dorsal fin.
Jack Morris: You're welcome.

Morris, Mac

Jack Morris: What have we here? This is, um, really ugly. You know, I realize that we're under construction and everything, but I really think that a world-class research institute deserves a world-class entrance.
Dr. Minway Zhang: Yeah, I couldn't agree more. Welcome to the O-Level.

Morris, Mac

Chew on this, you ugly bastard.

Jonas Taylor