Jonas Taylor Quotes

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

Chew on this, you ugly bastard.

Hey, I mean no offense, Dr. Zhang. I mean, if there was two people on this planet that could get me back into the water, it's probably you two. But you can't. You're gonna tell me your problem and I'll say no. You're going to offer me money. I'll still say no. You're gonna appeal to my better nature and I'm gonna say no. Because I don't have one.

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter.

Dr. Minway Zhang: We have a shark cage and spearguns on board. If we can shoot the meg in a soft spot like its mouth or gills, we can inject it with something lethal.
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's gonna take at least 20 minutes to rig the cage. And that thing will be gone in two.
Jack Morris: Why don't you just put a tracker on it? Don't you guys ever watch Shark Week? You have one of those, like, GPS tracker tag thingamajigs. Keep an eye on the shark till the cage is ready.
The Wall: We should be able to put a tracking dart in that dorsal fin.
Jack Morris: You're welcome.

Mac: How're you gonna kill it?
Jonas Taylor: Evolution. I'm going to make this thing bleed.

Mac: This tracker rifle only has a 100-foot range.
Jonas Taylor: Hundred feet?
Mac: Get really close before you shoot.
Jonas Taylor: Great.
Mac: If you want me to get it instead, I will.
Jonas Taylor: I got this, Mac.
Mac: Okay, good, 'cause I was lying. Be safe.
Jonas Taylor: Yeah, thanks, pal.