Mac Quotes

I am not getting eaten, by a goddamn prehistoric fish.

Jack Morris: What have we here? This is, um, really ugly. You know, I realize that we're under construction and everything, but I really think that a world-class research institute deserves a world-class entrance.
Dr. Minway Zhang: Yeah, I couldn't agree more. Welcome to the O-Level.

Jack Morris: Well, how do you like that? That was a serious man versus nature moment. I'm glad things went our way.
Dr. Minway Zhang: It didn't go our way. Not for Toshi and not for science. We did what people always do - discover and then destroy.

Jack Morris: What is wrong with you?

DJ: I can't swim.
Jack Morris: No! Get out of here! Really?
DJ: Don't pull that racist stuff on me.
Jack Morris: Come on, man. Give me a break. I'm not being racist. You work literally, in the middle of the ocean.
DJ: This wasn't part of the job description. None of this was part of the job description! They left that part out!

Dr. Minway Zhang: We have a shark cage and spearguns on board. If we can shoot the meg in a soft spot like its mouth or gills, we can inject it with something lethal.
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's gonna take at least 20 minutes to rig the cage. And that thing will be gone in two.
Jack Morris: Why don't you just put a tracker on it? Don't you guys ever watch Shark Week? You have one of those, like, GPS tracker tag thingamajigs. Keep an eye on the shark till the cage is ready.
The Wall: We should be able to put a tracking dart in that dorsal fin.
Jack Morris: You're welcome.

Dr. Minway Zhang: We have a shark cage and spearguns on board. If we can shoot the meg in a soft spot like its mouth or gills, we can inject it with something lethal.
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's gonna take at least 20 minutes to rig the cage. And that thing will be gone in two.
Jack Morris: Why don't you just put a tracker on it? Don't you guys ever watch Shark Week? You have one of those, like, GPS tracker tag thingamajigs. Keep an eye on the shark till the cage is ready.
The Wall: We should be able to put a tracking dart in that dorsal fin.
Jack Morris: You're welcome.

Mac: How're you gonna kill it?
Jonas Taylor: Evolution. I'm going to make this thing bleed.

Mac: This tracker rifle only has a 100-foot range.
Jonas Taylor: Hundred feet?
Mac: Get really close before you shoot.
Jonas Taylor: Great.
Mac: If you want me to get it instead, I will.
Jonas Taylor: I got this, Mac.
Mac: Okay, good, 'cause I was lying. Be safe.
Jonas Taylor: Yeah, thanks, pal.