Archie, as my blood-brother, it was your sole responsibility to ensure that something like this never happened on my birthday. And now we're here. In the middle of a Seth Rogen movie.
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I can finally live out my Charlie Brown fantasy of having junk food for Thanksgiving.
Kevin Keller: Does Mama Cooper know about that?Betty Cooper: Kev, I'm not on house arrest.Betty Cooper: Okay, she's out of town at a Women in Journalism Spa retreat. Anyway it's not a DATE date.Jughead Jones: You just called it a date. You literally said it's a date.Betty Cooper: That's just my cover. Really, it's an intelligence gathering mission.
Betty Cooper: Do you believe him?Jughead Jones: I do. Do you?Betty Cooper: I believe you, Jughead.