Jughead Jones Quotes

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Jughead Jones

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Jughead Jones is played by Cole Sprouse in Riverdale.

Quotes

Reggie Mantle: I mean let's think about it: if a kid at Riverdale killed Jason, it's not gonna be a jock right? No let's be honest. Isn't it always some spooky, scrawny, pathetic internet troll too busy writing his manifestos to get laid? Some smug, moody, serial killer, fanboy freak... like Jughead?
Reggie Mantle: What was it like, suicide squad? When you killed Jason? You didn't do stuff to the body like... after?
Jughead Jones: It's called necrophilia, Reggie... Can you spell it?
Reggie Mantle: Come here, you little-!
Archie Andrews: Hey shut the hell up, Reggie!
Veronica Lodge: Boys...
Reggie Mantle: What do you care, Andrews?
Archie Andrews: Nothing, just leave him alone.

Fear. It's the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we're afraid of everything. The dark... The boogeyman under the bed... And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really. Just ask Jason Blossom. image

Fear. It's the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we're afraid of everything. The dark... The boogeyman under the bed... And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really. Just ask Jason Blossom.

#2

Archie, as my blood-brother, it was your sole responsibility to ensure that something like this never happened on my birthday. And now we're here. In the middle of a Seth Rogen movie. image

Archie, as my blood-brother, it was your sole responsibility to ensure that something like this never happened on my birthday. And now we're here. In the middle of a Seth Rogen movie.

#3

Kevin Keller: Does Mama Cooper know about that?
Betty Cooper: Kev, I'm not on house arrest.
Betty Cooper: Okay, she's out of town at a Women in Journalism Spa retreat. Anyway it's not a DATE date.
Jughead Jones: You just called it a date. You literally said it's a date.
Betty Cooper: That's just my cover. Really, it's an intelligence gathering mission.

Betty Cooper: Do you believe him?
Jughead Jones: I do. Do you?
Betty Cooper: I believe you, Jughead.

Betty Cooper: My parents are unbelievable, Jug. Polly is locked up in that house like a character out of Jane Eyre and what are they doing? Changing each other's login accounts and throwing bricks through windows.
Jughead Jones: I wish I'd seen that.
Jughead Jones: Okay, I'm sorry. That's not funny.
Betty Cooper: It's like you know how in a time of crisis, people either come together or fall apart? It feels like we're falling apart. And the way things are going, pretty soon the Coopers, we're not even gonna exist anymore and there's nothing I can do to stop that!
Jughead Jones: Betty don't! Don't do give up! You family is definitely splintering right now but it won't fall apart because of you. Because you're holding them together. You're so much stronger than all of the white noise. You're stronger than your mother. You're stronger than your father. You're holding this family together. So don't... don't let go.
Betty Cooper: I won't.

People like to say that the death of Jason Blossom changed everything at Riverdale High, but certain things, certain traditions, never change. Take homecoming for instance. Though Jason's jersey had been retired, the Riverdale Bulldogs would still be playing their arch-rivals the Baxter High Ravens with the River Vixens cheering them on. As in previous years, graduates from days of Riverdale past will come to town to relive their more youthful, more carefree days or... To make up for lost time.

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At it's heart, Riverdale was, and is, a wicked little town.

#8

Lynchian: adjective to describe something inspired by the noted American filmmaker David Lynch, and/or to describe something both incredibly macabre and incredibly mundane.

#9

Jughead Jones: Breaking news, everybody. So the University of Iowa has one of the best writing programs in the country. I applied for spring, but they told me they could take me as early as fall.
Archie Andrews: You're a good writer, bro.
Cheryl Blossom: Wait, so this acceptance is conditional?
Jughead Jones: Yeah, They require additional materials, which means I need another story. But this could be my redemption after that whole Stonewall hell. The only problem is the well of my creative unconscious is tapped out.
Betty Cooper: Well, you can write a monster story about Mr. Honey.
Betty Cooper: I am proud of you though, Jug.
Jughead Jones: What did he do?
Betty Cooper: Honey is refusing to publish the yearbook. Our legacy. The written record of our last four years. Our friendships, our loves, clubs, dances.
Veronica Lodge: Bee, if it's about money, I'm happy to help pay for the printing.
Betty Cooper: Thank you, Vee, but it's... the principal of it. Mr. Honey has been on our case since day one. Do you remember when he threatened us on our first day back? And how many of us are already banned from going to prom?
Kevin Keller: Fangs, Reggie, Toni and I are all banned because of Ticklegate.
Betty Cooper: And I'm out because of that bogus quiz show cheating scandal.
Cheryl Blossom: Lest we not forget my transcendent rendition of Cherry Bomb, which got Veronica, the Vixens and myself barred from the promenade.
Betty Cooper: So, literally the only people going to prom are...
Archie Andrews: You wanna go to prom with me, Jug?
Jughead Jones: Oh, I'd be honored. But I'm not putting out.
Kevin Keller: Let the fan fiction begin.

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