Lisa Simpson: We're going to check out the storm damage!Homer Simpson: Be careful! If you see a downed power line, do whatever it is people are supposed to do in that situation.
Lisa Simpson: Michael, why didn't you tell him the truth that it was an accident?Lisa Simpson: It was an accident, wasn't it Michael?Michael: Don't ever ask me about my business, Lisa.
Lisa: You can't drive, dad. He's got your license.Homer Simpson: Well, I'm gonna try anyway.Homer Simpson: It worked! It's a miracle!
Night gathers and now my Duff-Watch begins. It shall not end until my death, or my 12 week option is not picked up. I shall take no wife, hold no lands and father no children, except for the wife and house and kids I'm already stuck with. I shall wear no other beers' crowns'. I am the six-pack hidden in daddy's secret cabinet, I put the fest in Oktoberfest, and sell for eight bucks at ball parks. Though I have nothing to offer but my suds, head and beers, and promotional cosies, for this night and all nights to come.