Oh, I hate traffic! The band *and* the phenomenon!
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Night gathers and now my Duff-Watch begins. It shall not end until my death, or my 12 week option is not picked up. I shall take no wife, hold no lands and father no children, except for the wife and house and kids I'm already stuck with. I shall wear no other beers' crowns'. I am the six-pack hidden in daddy's secret cabinet, I put the fest in Oktoberfest, and sell for eight bucks at ball parks. Though I have nothing to offer but my suds, head and beers, and promotional cosies, for this night and all nights to come.
Homer Simpson: Don't you have school?Bart Simpson: Don't you have work?Homer Simpson: Ah, touche.
Homer Simpson: They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.Marge Simpson: That was a sexual harassment seminar.Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter, I'm taking it pass/fail.