This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until Irish people showed up.
Read more Marge Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Homer Simpson: Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.Homer Simpson: Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Marge, you're really digging it on the "power," but don't worry. Because of the union, you're safe.
We're heading to the one place that can never decline, because it was never that great. Upstate New York!
Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net, which he never uses. He spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex...