Bender: Alright! You guys are my new best friends!Homer Simpson: You wish, loser!
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Lisa: You can't drive, dad. He's got your license.Homer Simpson: Well, I'm gonna try anyway.Homer Simpson: It worked! It's a miracle!
Stop, Pooter Toot! Other people might be offended by your slightly off-color antics.
Stupid grocery list, making food into work.