Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!
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Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before-we-had-kids fun!
We would talk about it always. For the first time in our lives, Marge fell asleep before I did.
Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws. The paper ones get soggy SO fast!