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Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Homer: Tip #1- "Live every day as if it was your last". Done and done.Homer: I don't want to die. I'm so young.
Carmen Electra: Homer, my face is UP here.Homer: I've made my choice.
Marge: Now we have to find another school for you.Homer: And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.