Homer: Tip #1- "Live every day as if it was your last". Done and done.Homer: I don't want to die. I'm so young.
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Homer Simpson: Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.Homer Simpson: Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Marge, you're really digging it on the "power," but don't worry. Because of the union, you're safe.
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!Homer: Ooh, that's bad.Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!Homer: That's good.Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.Homer: That's bad.Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.Homer: That's good!Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.Homer: Can I go now?