And I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kind of guy I am this week.
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Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.
Homer: Hey, what's this? It looks like you're "showering" Marge with gifts. With tiny, little, baby-sized gifts... oh, well, I'll be in the tub.Maude Flanders: Oh, by the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.Homer: New job... MARGE IS PREGNANT?Homer: NOOOOOOO!
Stupid grocery list, making food into work.