Marge: Who cut my brakes?Homer: Oh, yeah. When I was fixing your car, I kinda spilled all your brake liquid. I didn't want to tell you, 'cause I thought you'd get mad.
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
Homer Simpson: He, he! You're fat!Patty Bouvier: You're even fatter.Homer Simpson: Damn straight! No one outfats me!
Marge Simpson: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?Prof. Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to Mother Hubbard's, uh Sandwich, mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn, and now I'm running to the unemployment office. Blervyk.