He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
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Bart Simpson: It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.Homer Simpson: Patty and Selma are dead? Whoo hoo! Double funeral!Bart Simpson: Dad, before you jump to any conclusions...Homer Simpson: Oh, please tell me they suffered.Homer Simpson: G-G-G-hags!
Stupid grocery list, making food into work.
Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting onHomer: herHomer: sweet can.Homer: I grabHomer: herHomer: sweet can.Homer: Oh, just thinking aboutHomer: herHomer: can. I just wish I hadHomer: her sweet, sweet, s-s-sweet can.