I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Read more Bart Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Marge Simpson: How could you do this to someone you love?Homer Simpson: How could I not? I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere, I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already-bloated snack hole, so I did what I could. I did what any loving husband would do: I reached out to some violent mobsters.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.Homer: Bart, go to your room.Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
Homer Simpson: I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.Great Uncle Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.Homer Simpson: Oh... but you *run* it, right?Great Uncle Chet: Oh, yeah.Homer Simpson: Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley!Cousin Stanley: Um, I shoot birds at the airport.Homer Simpson: [More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right?Homer Simpson: You look pretty successful!Simpson Relative 1: Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties.Simpson Relative 1: At least, I'd like to.Bart Simpson: You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?Homer Simpson: What about you?Simpson Relative 2: Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.Simpson Relative 3: I beg celebrities for money!Simpson Relative 4: I'm a prison snitch.Simpson Relative 5: Jug band manager.Simpson Relative 6: My legs hurt.