Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep.
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Well, guess what, cool people! Parents are supposed to be lame. That's so their kids have something to rebel against and be cool long enough to get married and have kids for whom they are lame. It's nature's way.
Marge Simpson: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.Homer Simpson: Yeah. The only thing hurt are feelings.
Horst: Homer, could we have a word with you?Homer: No.Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief, friendly chat?Homer: Noooo!Horst: Once again I have failed.Horst: We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.Homer: NOOOOO!