George Harrison: Hello, Homer, I'm George Harrison.Homer: Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie?
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If only I were in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on... oh, God, I'm delirious.
If this is an addiction center, I'm hooked.
Homer Simpson: Here I have all this money, and I can't even use it to help the woman who gave birth to me.Barney Gumble: Why don't you buy stuff for your family and leave it where they can find it?Homer Simpson: That's brilliant! Just for that, you can help yourself to anything from this tree.Barney Gumble: But that's not the money tree.Homer Simpson: This is the tree where I hide my adult magazines.Barney Gumble: Whoa!