Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey! Don't let that be in vain.
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Daddy's home.
I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
Ted: Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?Barney: You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over.Barney: Friendship over!
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