I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
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Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Ted Mosby: So, how many people are in on this Party School Bingo thing?Barney Stinson: Oh, it's just me.Ted Mosby: So what's the point, then?Barney Stinson: The point is to get five in a row.Ted Mosby: And what do you get when you get five in a row?Barney Stinson: I get Bingo.
Barney Stinson: I see what you're doing, you didn't bring your dad here to marry us, you wanna get him back together with mom, which is completely insane, by the way.James Stinson: My dad is single, mom is single, your dad is happily married and with two kids. Which one makes more sense?Barney Stinson: I agree, it's a tie.
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