Ted: Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?Barney: You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over.Barney: Friendship over!
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.