The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber.
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey! Don't let that be in vain.