Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
Barney Stinson: God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome. But God, if you could get me out of this, I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ev...Barney Stinson: Oh, hang on, bro...
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
