Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
Ted Mosby: Even when you were a kid you hated kids.Four-Year-Old Katie: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?11-Year-Old Robin: I spend all week at school. Can't I just have some time alone to read my Highlights and drink my juice?
Barney Stinson: One time I met a girl... at this very bar...Barney Stinson: I saw that she had the crazy eyes... but I ignored it. And then, sure enough...Lauren: Barney, can I ask you a question?Barney Stinson: Anything.Lauren: Would you like to have a three-some?Barney Stinson: Of course...Lauren: Great! It would be me, you and Mr Weasels!Ted Mosby: So, did you do it ?Barney Stinson: No. It ended up being just the two-some. With the third one watching from a chair.Ted Mosby: Which one were you ?Barney Stinson: I'd rather not say.
Daddy's home.