Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
Ted Mosby: Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss. So, I went to talk to the managing partner...Brady: Fire him.Ted Mosby: Well, sir, I was thinking he could just be put on a different project.Ted Mosby: Fire him! He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass. In fact, fire everyone on that project. Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them.Ted Mosby: Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work.Brady: Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice. Come here.Brady: I like you, Crosby.
Ted Mosby: Even when you were a kid you hated kids.Four-Year-Old Katie: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?11-Year-Old Robin: I spend all week at school. Can't I just have some time alone to read my Highlights and drink my juice?
