Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
Ted Mosby: Hi. Ted Mosby her to see Dr. Zinman.Abby: I'll let her know.Ted Mosby: Telepathically?Abby: That's funny. That's funny, smart and great.
Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.
Ted Mosby: When Lily and Marshall are apart for an extended period of time, what is the one thing Lily always does?Marshall Eriksen: Cry?Barney Stinson: Masturbate?William Zabka: Karate?The Captain: Go sailing?
