Too... many... jokes! Must... mock... Joey!
Read more Chandler Bing QuotesFrom: Friends
Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?Chandler: No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
Sandra Greene: You thought I was Rachel?Chandler Bing: Yes we did because you look so young.Phoebe Buffay: And because you're both, you know, white women.