Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Janice Litman: So, I hear you hate me.Joey Tribbiani: I didn't said "hate", I was really careful about that.Janice Litman: A little birdy said something about ripping your arm off and throwing it at me.Joey Tribbiani: You got "hate" from that?
Rachel: What is it with men? Do wedding vows mean squat to you people?Ross: Wait. Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?Rachel: What are you, a detective?
Joey Tribbiani: No. Rosita does not move.Rachel Green: I'm sorry? Rosita? As in...Joey Tribbiani: As in, "Rosita does not move."Rachel Green: Joey, it's just a chair! What's the big deal?Joey Tribbiani: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie.Rachel Green: Stevie the TV?
