Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Joey Tribbiani: You're fake laughing too, right?Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Dr. Ross Geller: How could you tell her?Chandler Bing: I had to, OK? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.Chandler Bing: Du-ude!Monica Geller: What happened in Atlantic City?Dr. Ross Geller: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...Chandler Bing: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude!"