Sandra Greene: You thought I was Rachel?Chandler Bing: Yes we did because you look so young.Phoebe Buffay: And because you're both, you know, white women.
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I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off and let's see what we're dealing with here.Dr. Rhodes: What are you doing?Dr. Ross Geller: Just showing you my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple...Dr. Rhodes: Well, that's not a third nipple.Dr. Ross Geller: No?Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.