Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?Chandler: No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
Rachel: I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.Monica: WE BOTH DO THAT.
Rachel Green: Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.Monica Geller: Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.Dr. Ross Geller: It's a car, not a rocket ship.Monica Geller: Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish.Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.Chandler: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.Monica: I was in too much pain.Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole!Chandler: And then Joey remembered something...Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?Phoebe, Rachel: Eww!Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So...Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Eww!Joey: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.Chandler: Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.Joey: That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.Rachel: Maybe there's someone you can talk to.Monica: Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.