Sheldon Cooper: I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding, and he's avoiding my calls.
Raj Koothrappali: You don't know he's avoiding your calls.
George Cooper Jr.: Hey, you've reached George Cooper. Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again, in which case please try me on my other number, 1-800-SUCKIT.
Sheldon Cooper: See? And I know that's not a real number because why would it be toll-free?