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Sheldon Cooper: You did this, didn't you?Wil Wheaton: You think I would really break up a couple just to win a bowling match?Sheldon Cooper: No, I suppose not.Wil Wheaton: Good. Keep thinking that.Sheldon Cooper: Wheaton!
Sheldon Cooper: Leonard! Leonard!Leonard Hofstadter: What?Sheldon Cooper: You realize you and I could become brothers?Leonard Hofstadter: We're not going to be brothers; we're not going to be step-brothers. Go to sleep.Sheldon Cooper: I hope you're right, 'cause a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.Leonard Hofstadter: Go to sleep.Sheldon Cooper: OK.Sheldon Cooper: You think your father's doing unspeakable things to my mother?Leonard Hofstadter: No.Sheldon Cooper: Are you saying that because the things are unspeakable?Penny Hofstadter: Your parents are old; anything unspeakable was finished by .9:30. Go to sleep.Sheldon Cooper: Very well.Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sorry if this stuff is going to make the ceremony awkward.Penny Hofstadter: Ah, I thought my brother fresh out of jail was going to make everyone uncomfortable, but now this...